HMMMMM.

The Skin Flute is traditionally not a difficult instrument to master, although some might argue that it is an acquired taste, egged on by a deep desire to play with it and lave attention on it. Unlike the woodwind flute, it is not necessary to perfect an embouchure to play the skin flute, making the skin flute far easier to master than a orchestral flute - gag reflex excepted. As it only has one single hole, it is unlike its modern brethern; however should one encounter a skin flute with hole(s) along its sides it is best left alone. Careful manipulation with the fingers, tongue or lips can provide a variety of responses, allowing a master skin flautist to reach a crescendo or ease into a more subdued passage.

There are multiple ways for the artist to address the skin flute as it is presented to them. Commonly, the skin flute is held vertically in front of the player, although some prefer to change the angle with many holding the instrument horizontally, either sideways to the lips or full on. The most satisfactory part of the performance often comes when the flute is taken as deeply as possible to the back of the throat, which produces wide variety of sounds ranging from high-pitched and frenzied to low and gurgling sounds. Seasoned professionals will use a variety of these techniques during their performance, periodically removing all, or a portion, from their throat to allow continued breathing lest they choke on it.

Advanced flute players can also employ vibrato by varying the amount of air blown through the instrument at a rapid rate to create a wobble in the pitch and amplitude of the tone, producing a sound like "ahhh ahh ah ahhh ahhh ahhhh ahhhhhhhh". Rough handling of the instrument may also result in leakage.

Of course one should never forget the bags located at the root of the instrument. They are delicate and can aid the artist in their performance if handled correctly. Remember that one must not be tempted to "bag pipe" - the unrelenting and harsh squeezing of the bags - while working with skin flute. A simple rocking or gentle rolling usually leads to audience satisfaction.

Oftentimes, a skin flautist uses the instrument of another to play their masterpieces, for which they are either paid a substantial sum, given a follow-up performance, or neither. The practice of giving a skin flute to more than one person to play has led to the spread of many STDs - that is, skinflute transmitted diseases - and has thus also increased its cultural taboo.

Korean Baseball Fight

When I Cried Laughing!!!

AhhhhhhhhhhMazing

THIS IS WHY I LOVE THE NINANET

I watch these on the ninanet over and over.
so good.

He's a retarded

So I am selling my girlfriends IMAC on Craigslist. Its one of the older ones that looks like the Pixar lamp. You know which one. Anyway. I get all these emails from people who want to trade stuff for it. I mean I understand the dudes who want to trade computers for computers. I get that. One nice PC for a Mac. Not a real good trade for me; but understandable. But today I get an email from this dipshit who wants to trade all the worst shit in his house for my computer. Like I want his left overs. He doesn't even want them! Why would I. And why would I give him my perfectly good computer for his trash? People that are selling stuff on the internet usually want money.. Dont send me a list of your shit..Hes fuckin a retarded. (ricca phrase r.i.p.)
Here is a list of his choice items.

Fooseball Table
Small Acoustic Guitar
480fps CO2 gun, cartridges, and BBs
N64 and games
Rare baseball cards
Rare pokemon cards
Beanie Babies
Electronic Dartboard
Cleveland Caviliers Mini Freestanding Basketball Hoop
AJ Hawk High School Yearbooks
Mike Nugent High School Yearbooks


Trade??

Gucci Mane Freestyle

Tom Cruise’s Son Set To Play Will Smith In Movie Role

Connor Cruise, the adopted bi-racial son of Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman, is set to portray a young Will Smith in the upcoming film “Seven Pounds,” according to the Associated Press. The younger Cruise’s role is a minor, non-speaking part that he filmed over two days during production more than a month ago. His role is of Smith’s character as a young man. Photos will also be used to bulk up the portrayal. The movie is still shooting. The film stars Smith and Rosario Dawson and is directed by “The Pursuit of Happyness” lensman Gabriele

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UNGDOMSKULEN

Good Norwegian Music.


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NEW MATES OF STATE

The new Mates of State album (Re-Arrange Us) won't be out til mid-may.
But here is the video for "Get Better" off the album.




Not everything I post is dumb.

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Rough Wolf Sex

The process by which energy is created in Rough Wolf Sex is similar to pelvic thrust, where the potential energy stored in water at a certain height causes the turbines to spin as it flows to a lower level. Unfortunately, turbines of this sort need to be lubricated, and thus are not efficient in the conservation of fossil fuels, and also in some mid-western states a source of free-flowing water is unavailable for damming. No-lube Rough Wolf Sex, on the other hand, harnesses the gaydiation generated by the friction inherent when gay wolves have unlubricated rough sex. How these gayons are transformed into usable electrical energy is a top secret process. The process is much more eco-friendly than the construction of a dam, as well as a lot more gay.

There are an estimated 2,000 wolf couples producing energy around-the-clock in a field just outside Austin to provide Dallas with a never-ending flow of clean, renewable power. It's estimated only 30% of wolves participating in the Rough Gay Wolf Sex program are actually gay, and only 70% of those gay couples are in love. As such, wolf morale often falls low. Most wolves are only in the job because they dropped out of high-school, and need to put in 13 hours shifts to support their family at home.

It has been suggested that wolf convicts from the nearby Wolf Penitentiary be brought in for State Labor, under the theory that they'd probably be committing Rough Gay Wolf Rape anyway. However, for reasons unknown, Rough Gay Wolf Rape produces a third less power than consensual Rough Gay Wolf Sex, and bringing criminals into the work environment would likely lower the energy output. Despite this, some people still feel that the convicts need to repay their debt to society one way, and whoring in the Rough Gay Wolf Sex fields as punishment would be justifiable.

As one young boy recounts; "I had rough sex with three wolves at once, my belly hurt after."

No BitchAssness

So while Corey is out doing paper work, I am going to be filling up this blog with useless shit.
Like this:


Maybe I'll get crazy one day and do an episode myslef?
doubt it.

Radio Free OKC will be back in early May!

Finals and papers have put the show on hold. We will me back around early May.